Judge Monopoly

Judge Monopoly was an indescribable disgusting pile of human flesh that utilized fast food and inflation as his offense, as well as an instant death barrier as defense. He had no regard at all for anything other than what satisfied him at the time. He sentenced Jozanna Fenric, Arlic, Farlin, and Neetra to death for thievery, breakage of trade law, and murder (only one of which they actually did). It was thanks to the intervention of Captain Roy Fury, Lisa Lisa, and the knights of The Order of Light that the Adventure Group was able to defeat him after a ridiculous battle that everyone would rather bleach their minds of.

Attacks inculded:

French Fry Barrage

Chicken Nugget...Fuck It

Ketchup Catastrophe

Diabeetus Fetus Penis

Ravioli Ravioli, Imma Squish You Like a Rolley Polley

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"OB--JECT--ION YOU FAT OAF, NOW LISTEN HERE I'VE ONLY READ A COUPLE OF LAW BOOKS THAT WERE WRITTEN BY FUCKING GNOMES AND HOBBITS

FOR FUCKS SAKE BUT AT LEAST I'M ACTUALLY AWARE OF WHAT IS LAWFUL AND WHAT IS BIASED BIGOTRY. DON'T YOU EVEN SAY A WORD

FAT MAN BECAUSE ONE I AM NOT A CHILD AND TWO IF YOU WANNA FUCKING SILENCE ME YOU'LL HAVE TO COME FUCKING SIT ON ME IF YOU EVEN

WANT A CHANCE. FIRST OFF YOU ALLOWED NO GOD DAMN STATEMENT BY THE DEFENSE, THERE WAS NO FUCKING ATTOURNEY APPOINTED TO THE DEFENSE,

NO WITNESSES WERE CALLED EVEN THOUGH THE PROSECUTOR CLEARLY SAID THERE WERE MANY EYE WITNESSES, THE PROSECUTOR IS LITERALLY

JUST A FUCKING WOMAN WHO HAPPENED TO BE MARRIED TO THE PERSON WHO WAS KILLED AND HAS NO SORT OF DEGREE IN LAW WHATSOEVER,

AND ONTOP OF THAT, I KEPT THAT STUPID CON ARTIST OF A SHOPKEEPER ALIVE WITH MY MOTHER--FUCKING--STAND! HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU,

HOW EXACTLY IS SHE GOING TO SAY THAT I LIED WHEN I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL THIS SHIT, OH BECAUSE I'M A CRIMINAL? I WAS COMMITTING

THE CRIME I KNOW MORE THAN ANY OF YOU ON HOW THIS SHIT FUCKING HAPPENED, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED? YOU NEVER EVEN BOTHERED

TO GIVE US A FUCKING JURY."

-Farlin